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W O R D S
A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day…
30,000 to a man’s 15,000.
The wife
replied, "The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to
men…
The husband then turned to his wike and asked, "What?"
CREATION
A man said to his wife one day, "I don’t know how you can be so stupid and so
beautiful all at the same time."
The wife responded, "Allow me to
explain. God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me;
God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!"
THE SILENT TREATMENT
A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other
the silent treatment.
Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would
need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business
flight.
Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote
on a piece of paper, "Please wake me at 5:00 AM."
He left it where he
knew she would find it.
The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it
was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see
why his wife hadn’t wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed.
The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up."
Men are not equipped for these kinds of
contests.
WIFE VS.
HUSBAND
A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word.
An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to
concede their position.
As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the
husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?"
"Yep," the wife replied, "in-laws."
-Man.. did I told you guys not to read this post?-
(credit to noraini)
